Guitar Vs. Girlfriend

was jus goin to my guitar class after almost a decade today..okie..thats too exaggerated..maybe after 2 months..n don knw from where this wierd analogy started croppin up in my head btw a Guitar n a Girlfriend...

first of all, the similarities :

• both start wid a "G" !! ..yeh i knw thats a silly one...
• u're jus too excited wen u're in the initial stages...but wid time, it gets borin !!
• best time to hang out with them is after 10 p.m....in each other's arms..light breeze.. starry sky...hmmm...
• no matter how carin u be everytime..they need to be tuned everytime...again..again n again !!
• if u don play well, be prepared to face the noisy stuff !!
• u electrify them n jus be ready to get rOcK'eD...
• best pose to get a pic clicked wid them ...obviously..in each others' arms..
• Black on them jus looks amazin.. !!!
• u enjoy showin them off in front of ur friends !! yeh, some ppl do it buddy ..!!

yup..those were the major similarities, i could think of..

n now the differences :

• d guitar never asks u " how am i lookin today? " or " i've lost weight na?? "..wen u hold it..
• for a guitar, initial investment is a bit more but incurring expenses r hardly anythin..for a girlfriend..i don think u need an explanation...
• ur mom doesnt raise an eyebrow wen u go out at 11 p.m. wid ur guitar to barista...
• if u're gettin bored..u can take ur guitar to d boy's hostel n practice...aaan..u can think abt for the other case !!
• Guitar doesn't have a wierd fetish for Chocolates !!

ah..i knw there r a lot many..but i guess i've put up all d main ones..if u got any do post a remark...i'll update the post...

so ..all u guys who're single..n depressed !!..jus go n get urself a nice Guitar..i gaurantee, u'll be more than satisfied !!!

"strummmmmm...."